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Saturday, February 25, 2012

Rules for Women at All Star Weekend

Basketball Wives
Are you a groupie stalker who wants to make an NBA player their boyfriend?

You're in luck!!

Baller Alert posted their tips on how to get a baller's attention in Orlando this weekend.   Some of their advice includes:
Rule 1: Bring Your Ho-Bag
Never go anywhere unprepared. You may end up going from a fun night in a club to a drunken night on the floor of some stranger's hotel room and you know what? I'm not here to judge. Just make sure you have all of the necessities to have you looking as fabulous as possible while taking the walk of shame. Always Remember -- Condoms are a must, especially when stranger sex is involved.

Rule 4: If You're Paying You're Doing It Wrong
Clubs are trying to fill there venue with the hottest women and men are trying to find something sexy to take back to the hotel. Push up those titties and get your entire night paid for. Whether it's free entry at the club, all of your drinks at the bar paid for or a comped bottle, there is no reason a ballerific woman should be paying for ANYTHING. You shouldn't have to reach out of your pocket to even pay valet! If you've had to pay for anything, you haven't worked your magic and you're doing something wrong. I suggest reading some old Baller Alert Discussion Forums for a refresher.

At least they are promoting safe sex?

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